Wednesday, June 4, 2025

First Impressions

"Mom, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend."
"I hope you'll like him."

3 comments:

  1. This should be the mandatory meeting with the prospective Mother-In-Law before a woman accepts a proposal of marriage. The prospective grooms Mother should also be welcome to attend in order to watch out for her son, but it would not be required.

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  2. There's also the frequently-stated fantasy of the mother-in-law test-driving the groom, to make sure her daughter will be well-satisfied.

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  3. I do not subscribe to the test drive by MIL fantasy, though having the Mom(s) watch as he ejaculates to prove his virility or even as a witness to the consummation of the marriage works for me.

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