Decisions, Decisions

"And my boyfriend wants to know why I prefer this black stud to him. Duh!"

Couples at Play

"Do you think we could get them to fuck each other"?

"Yes! I'll get the camera!"

Smile! You're on Candid Camera

This whole "selfie chick" mentality is just so dumb. But it has it's benefits!

Honey, Get Something For Our Guest

My wife's friend Barbara was over the house recently for a barbeque. I'm getting the grill ready when the two of them come outside and say they need to check on something.

THIS is what they needed to check on. Barbara conducted a thorough inspection while my wife egged her on, making suggestions.

Needless to say, we never got to the cooking.

I've Got Voyeurs!

Dammit! A guy can't even take a shower in his own house without everyone finding out.

My wife's girlfriend was over and the two of them wandered into our bedroom while I was showering. My wife took the photo and not only sent it to this babe, but to all their other friends as well.

At least Maria seems to like what she sees!

"What happened next" you ask? That's for another blog post! :)

Balls of Steel

This guy's "girlfriends" are really putting him to the test!

Amateur Prostate Exam

This guy answered an ad for a free prostate examination. He soon found out it was not at a doctor's office, nor was it done by medical professionals.

These 2 girls just wanted to play with some nude men and decided to try advertising.

As no cash was exchanged, no harm, no foul.

You So Strong!

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that! LOL

Ball Barings

"I told my husband I had to work late. Yeah, like I'm gonna stay home and watch TV with him when I could be doing this!"

"I gotta stop and get some plums on my way home."

The Contractor Gets Violated

This guy was supposed to renovate the lady's townhouse and have it completed in 3 months, but look at the mess he's made.

Now, she's going to make a mess of him!

Tug of War

This babe has hooked her 2 studs up for a game of tug-of-war.

It's shirts vs. skins, and the only rule is that they must keep the chain taut, or she will slap their balls.

I'm not sure what decides the winner. Maybe who cums first?

Vintage Celebrity Handjob?

I don't know if this is Tony Danza, but I would trade places with him regardless.

Pegging for Mercy

My wife's girlfriend put me through hell recently. No doubt you will all get a kick out of these photos, but let me tell you, it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be. (To be sure, she and my wife had a blast!)

She tells me the next time will be easier.

Sue Heck

We last saw Sue Heck here. She's not daddy's Middle girl any more.

Facesitting Fun

I just love face-sitting (or more accurately, being face-sat on!)

These last 3 are still on my bucket list (bound, black, leashed)...