She Has Us By the Balls

My wife and I went to visit another couple recently, and as usual, things devolved into sexy shenanigans. The two ladies started wondering which of us has the bigger package, so Donna decided to check this out for herself. One of her criteria was "whose balls hang the lowest?"

After taking the photo, my wife got her turn, then they compared notes.

Predictably, the results were "inconclusive" and they would have to do it again. (Imagine that!)