Deliverance II

"These two dudes made the mistake of trespassing on our daddy's land. 

And now you're here too. Strip down, you're next!"

Bonus GIF added on 3/13/21:

Hubby Entertains Her Friends

This babe just got finished disciplining her man for past indiscretions, and was planning to go on a ladies night out with her girlfriends.

They were all meeting at her place, and when they learned of Hubby's predicament, someone suggested "Why don't we just all stay here and play with your husband?"

Now she's filling him in on the last-minute change of plans.

Chomp!

And don't think she won't!

Bucket List

Guys, do NOT ever forget your lady's birthday. EVER!

Lesson Learned?

This babe is pissed because he forgot her birthday, so she is teaching him a lesson.

Silly girl, as if this is something he dislikes. I'm pretty sure he is going to "forget" from now on, hoping for more of this "punishment"!

Riding the Bronco

This girl's name is Meg (no, not the one from "Family Guy").

Her boss tried to put the moves on her, but she turned the tables on him, threatening to report him to HR unless he did exactly what she said.

Now he's learning what "giddy-up" means! She told him she's not stopping until he agrees to give her a 50% raise.

Baby's Got the Blues

"I told you my favorite color is blue!  Like my dress is!  Like your balls are going to be!"

"If you think I'm gonna let you come, you're quite mistaken, mister!"

Payback Time at the Spa

Ha ha! These American men think we have short memories when it comes to remembering who leaves cheap tips. "Oh, they have so many customers that they can't possibly remember me from last month." FAIL!